gay agenda

every full moon gays meet up at exactly 12:37am and discuss world domination, forcing satanism on everyone, and how to turn everyone gay.

boy 1: hey what are you doing tonight? i was thinking of going out to the club.

boy 2: can’t, i have gay agenda🤷🏼 ♀️

by FreddieMercuryLover March 3, 2022

Argentina

a team that has defeated time and time again the brits.

"Hey when's the last time England won the World Cup?"
"Years before the Argentines won in 1978 and 1986"

"What team did England play against when Beckham was red carded in 1998? That's right, Argentina."

by Tincho April 17, 2008

estate agent

A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge a fee for either doing f*ck all, delaying every transaction or movement involving property, or just generally being an annoying c*nt. Couldn't organise an explosion in a bomb factory.

"Quick, reload your high calibre rifle, there's another one of those estate agent c*nts trying to mug that blind, deaf and dumb pensioner"

by j_w_pepper October 3, 2005

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

homosexual agenda

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.

by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009

Agent .25i

The online name of one of the greatest
gamers ever. Focused mainly around the Battlefield series and Call of Duty 4 games.

Agent is a PC gamer only. The only console systems Agent feels that need to be in his life are the NES, PS, and 64.

Agent currently owns us with -
Dell XPS M1 710
Processor:
Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU T7600G (2 CPUs) Dell Supported OverClocking @ 3.16GHz
Memory:
2046MB RAM
Video Card:
NVIDIA GeForce Go 7900 GS
Monitor:
17" WUXGA TFT LCD Native 1920 x 1200 (internal) Samsung 32" HDTV Flat LCD (external)
Speakers/Headphones:
2.1 Integrated Sub-Woofer (internal) Logitech G51 Surround Sound (external)
Keyboard:
Logitech G15 Ver 2, Saitek Cyborg Command Unit
Mouse:
Logitech G9, Saitek P990

FFS! Agent .25i done went and killed my noob ass again!

OMG Agent .25i is on this server... kthx I'm going to go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure then.

by Ownd Byagent January 16, 2009

Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005