"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
by kccc=] August 18, 2007
Get the "i'm allergic to latex." mug.When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.
Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.
by Craig McDouche July 8, 2009
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by welcome to your doom April 17, 2004
Get the altered beast mug.The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
Get the Said the alter boy to the priest mug.a phrase uttered by someone before they ruin a movie/book/video game and by extention the next 3 days for you
Neal:How was the movie?
Jose:Spoiler alert
Neal:HIT THE DECK!
Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*
Neal: Curse you
Jose:Spoiler alert
Neal:HIT THE DECK!
Jose:The monster in super 8 is *censored*
Neal: Curse you
by Gentleneal December 11, 2011
Get the Spoiler Alert mug.n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 21, 2011
Get the soiler alert mug.Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?
by Giuseppee! Or Gipsie August 17, 2009
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