assnitz

an individual which spouts unnecessary chatter from their mouth that is better suited for their rectum

Jason needes to stop talking. He's really becoming an assnitz.

by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 18, 2005

Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.

"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.

by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015

Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

by TashDoll August 24, 2015

laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011

dope as shit

When something is simply 'dope as shit'. - LMTV

Person A: Hey bro how was that show last night?
Person B: Dude! It was 'dope as shit'.

by LMTV October 4, 2017

im gay as shit

someone who is way to gay to live in a normal word.

"omg bro im gay as shit, let me go home"

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.

Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009