ASSASSIN

Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.

oh my god assassin just had sex with me

by ppman132 September 15, 2021

Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.

I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!

by anonymous September 29, 2021

AssAssin

A person with two asses.

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011

Big Assassin

A alternate word in which you can tell a girl you have a large penis without been obvious

Hannah: Have you found it yet?

Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though

Hannah: Oh alright then

by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011

Satirical Joke Assassin

A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."

Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl

Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.

by Rockstarjoker June 7, 2023

Vibe assassin

People that kill your vibe for no reason. Buzz killers. Kill joys. Hating ass muhfuckas.

Don’t invite Keith to the party he’s a fuckin vibe assassin. Always on bullshit.

by iamanthonydean June 9, 2023