apollo 13

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.

Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 5, 2010

Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

apeling

when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson

i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die

by ass plunder May 4, 2003

apelover

Aimee, a fat ugly girl , who likes the really annoying self centered kid

that girl Aimee is a freaking apelover.

by nameless123446677 June 26, 2008

Apeldoorn

A wierd girl obsessed with Office Depot and that has falsely coloured hair. Dances awekward variations of clogs... Apeldoorn's are often not able to get along with Steve's, they have many differences and will fight about every damn thing.

Sorry Steve, I can't it if Julie's an Apeldoorn

Mary: "I'm going to office depot!"
John: "So what? Are you an Apeldoorn?"

by Eppelhcs January 2, 2008

Dirty adella

When you are doing anal and the receiver shits while the penis is thrusting causing it to expand and blow up like a balloon but instead of being water or air it is human shit.

Did you hear that Harry and Jen tried a dirty adella?

by Gordon3209 April 28, 2020

Apollo 13

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

by Depot D-Bag April 13, 2008