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Anal Boy

A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.
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anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims
have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"
by duffwade December 14, 2011
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Anal Nugget

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult
Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget
by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016
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Anal Glory

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK
by Term Deposit September 1, 2019
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anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers
by Randomus August 12, 2006
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Anal shells

*inserts anal shells inside anus*
by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016
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anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016
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