anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

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anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015

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anal vomit

also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.

"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"

by tiggerus February 11, 2010

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anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

by Randomus August 12, 2006

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Anal shells

Shells that go inside your anus

*inserts anal shells inside anus*

by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016

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anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.

Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.

by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016

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