The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016
Get the anal compressionmug. A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016
Get the anal sandersmug. by tirtle June 15, 2018
Get the Anals of historymug. (n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.
(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.
John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.
Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers
John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.
Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers
by Randomus August 12, 2006
Get the anal-spelunkermug. A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.
by Called donut puncher by Ashton July 22, 2016
Get the Anal Boymug. The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc
by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020
Get the Anal Keefmug. also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.
"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"
by tiggerus February 11, 2010
Get the anal vomitmug.