anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

Anal Nugget

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult

Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget

by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016

Anal Keef

The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc

The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.

by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020

Anal Boy

A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.

Ashton is an Anal Boy.

by Called donut puncher by Ashton July 22, 2016

anal vomit

also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.

"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"

by tiggerus February 11, 2010

Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus

Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.

by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014