Mr Allison

Mr Allison is a teacher who doesn’t care if you fail triple science or not. He tries to explain the lesson, but all he does is waffle about the shit we already know and skip over what we don’t. Never comes prepared to lesson, so he uses powerpoints from google, from 10 years ago. He also doesn’t know when to put a limit to homework.

Student 1: Mr Allison is gonna make me fail triple science
Student 2: Everyone’s gonna fail, let’s be honest here

by TooMuchHomework November 10, 2019

Allison

Has skill issues, is also a succubus, not holy at all

#L+No maidens or bachelors

She even gave my dad immaculate SUCK (I heard it)

Allison, 1v1 rn bruh

by Bruh090 July 26, 2022

Allison

My pronouns are she but not her because I will never be HER... Allison. Allison is the baddest bitch strutting down the street in those chunky ass dr. martens. WE stan. Everyone goes to share tea just to catch a glimpse of her making some ABB a milk tea with extra boba. She always dresses in neutral colors so that she doesn't get attacked by animals in the wilderness. She's a girly who drives with the check engine light on and is surprised when the car explodes on the freeway. Next time you see Allison, please check her tire pressure. If you see her know she has a gorilla grip punani and isn't afraid to use it.

Allison stepped on me in her docs

omg really? she ran me over when her breaks stopped workin g

that's allison ig.

by nxinoa May 20, 2022

Allison

Probably one of the coolest girls ever.

Alison with one L is probably a preppy brunette upper class woman of intelligence and culture.

Allison with two L’s is a similar variant but prettier, probably blonde, and more sociable. Very likely a cokehead.

Alison and Allison are two different types of upper middle class ladies.

by trixiekitten May 2, 2022

Allison

(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.

*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.

by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021

allison

allison er en klam perker fra skotland tror jeg hun burde hoppe på skinderne klamme luder

hver gang jeg har hende i engelsk kan jeg kun tænke på hhvor fucking klam hun er

fuck allison er en klam kælling, store patter tho

by piknegeren October 24, 2023

Allison

teenage girl with 2 friends

obsessed with Stray Kids
obsessed with Treasure

stans way too many k-pop groups

has a brother named Mark
has dogs

???: Have you seen Allison?
???: She's so basic

by Strawberrology July 22, 2021