Alpha Noob

A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.

"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!"

by MADragon February 11, 2004

alpha bottom

a gay man, who while playing the passive role in bed, is aggressive or controlling in his personal life.

Ryan is hot in bed, but I can't handle him when we're out with our friends. He's too much of a little alpha bottom for me.

by BluePhoenix March 25, 2008

Alpha Phi Delta

Alpha Phi Delta (ΑΦΔ), commonly referred to as APD, is a Greek social fraternity that evolved from an exclusive Italian society (Il Circolo Italiano) at Syracuse University in 1914. There were seven founding members who strove to create a brotherhood that would last long after their college days. Soon after founding, Alpha Phi Delta spread from Syracuse and became a National Fraternity. Alpha Phi Delta is traditionally an Italian-American heritage Fraternity; however, since September 2, 1965 it has welcomed young men of all racial backgrounds to join in its one of a kind brotherhood.

They are the Greek GODS of the Tristate area, and most likely the world.

sally: hey jen what are you doing tonight.

jen: OMG didnt you hear APD is having one of their crazy parties again.

sally: OMG!!! no way

jen: yeah!!! im totally sleeping with one tn.

sally: SLUT!!

jen: oh please like your not.

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Joe: yo steve i wanna pledge a fraternity next semester what house has the best parties and hottest girls.

Steve: Alpha Phi Delta with out a doubt.

by 1914 May 26, 2011

Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.

Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.

by DMack2018 February 28, 2018

Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

alphabet gang

The LGBTQI+ community (referred to as the alphabet gang because they continuously add random letters and numbers to the acronym so it’s easier to say ‘alphabet’).

Man, I’m telling you, the alphabet gang really be gettin ridiculous lately. Did we really need to add “brown-haired adult plastic chair” as a sexuality?

by SwindlyDiddly May 12, 2023

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005