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Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.
Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011
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alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.
What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'
by chilli ring November 12, 2009
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Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.
The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan
by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023
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Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly
“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”
by WildWolf May 6, 2022
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Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches
Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin
by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019
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Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.
The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.
by 5dorra October 12, 2016
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Alabama Teabag

After a sporting event, the act of one fan placing his scrotum on the unconscious face of a fan of the opposing team and video taping it.
Did you hear about Brian? He got arrested for giving some guy an Alabama Teabag.
by OfficeCreeper February 6, 2012
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