Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.

Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!

by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Alabama Drift

A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.

Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.

The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan

by Heretical Mind July 13, 2023

Alabama Basketball

When you dribble your balls on your sisters ass then she shits on them.

"damn sistuurr that there alabama basketball feel darn good on my balls"

by sisterfucker12 March 23, 2021

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson August 14, 2015

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016