Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.

"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"

by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018

Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat

Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning

by WashedPessi November 29, 2021

Sami Bin Ahmed

He is your local nitty he is well known in watford for his blue hoodie. Dont show bud in front of him or he will start to rage and attack. Survives off nic rushes and often has weakness in his legs. To defeat sami you must have bud and a nic rush and good legs.

Thats a Sami Bin Ahmed

by snusaddict69 October 7, 2022

ahmed aka sully!

someone i love very very much. he’s super funny and is always very kind to me. he is the best boyfriend ever. peace out

ahmed aka sully!

“his farts stink but i love him he’s just lactose intolerant “

by slayyyqueeeeen123 February 4, 2025

Ahmed

Literal love of my life. So pretty, smart and funny. The way he laughs oh my god, it just melts my heart away. His voice when he says my name ooofff.

Ahmed alby men gwa bahebo

by albak byhbak November 23, 2021