amsterdam

Amsterdam is NOT THE CAPITOL of The Netherlands, The Hague (Den Haag) is. Nevertheless, Amsterdam is the freakin' greatest place on earth.

New York is a major city in The US - the capitol of The US is Washington,DC
Amsterdam is a major city in The Netherlands - the capitol of The Netherlands is The Hague

by DamnTheBroccoli July 12, 2006

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asterik

A justice server in the world of sports. Pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.

Clear examples of the asterik:
16-0*
Barry Bonds 756 home run ball*
Marion Jones at the Sydney 2000 Olympics* (dq)

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

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Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008

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The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word

Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...

by Corios March 30, 2009

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amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.

I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.

by towel401 September 14, 2004

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amster

n. An uncommon office prank where one replaces a coworkers' mouse with an imitation mouse paper weight.

v1. The act of replacing a coworker's mouse with a imitation mouse paper weight

v2. Having your mouse replaced by an imitation paperweight

n. Will just pulled off a textbook amster.

v1. Will just amstered Katy.

v2. Oh man, Katy just got amstered.

by rob mac May 23, 2008

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