asshat 

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

asshat by dont313mess June 22, 2025

Asshat

A husband that has their head jammed so far up their ass. Obnoxious, ignorant, severely stupid, completely oblivious, selfish and often wrong are some of his defining characteristics.

Gary was such a complete asshat for being so mean to his pretty princess when she was feeling mighty sad. Like a true asshat, he made everything about him.

Asshat by Garylovesbabydoll April 6, 2026

Asshat

A person who deliberately makes other people's lives fucking hell by lying, gaslighting, manipulating and stealing. Pissing you off makes them cream their pants (as does midget porn but that's for another day).

A complete and utter fucking arsehole that wears hats. Asshat.

"Oi Kezza, did you see Jojo the other day walking around with jizz stains on her pants? She must be up to her usual tricks again, running around pissing people off. Nice hat though "
"Yeah I did, man, what an asshat"

Asshat by Karmaarsehole April 15, 2026

Asshat 

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

Asshat by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

floral asshat 

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

floral asshat by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

King Asshat 

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

King Asshat by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

Alabama Asshat 

Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.

Zack is an Alabama Asshat

Alabama Asshat by TBM1371 May 13, 2024