Aussie Rules

the bast game to watch, better than that stupid american excuse for footy. no pads, just balls!

davo: did ya watch the footy last night?
cody: fuck yes GO THE CROWS!!!

by ozzy beamer April 10, 2005

Aussie

An aussie is a person belonging to an unhealthy, unhygenic, arrogant, overweight, drunk, ugly and rodent like species. Aussie's tend to have sexual intercoarse with their siblings and this is a normal practice in their households. An overwhelming majority of the species are racist and unemployed. In turn they live off hard working persons tax payments. The majority of these hard workers are in fact lebonese. Back to the filthy creatures, Aussie. Overall, they are blatantly, socially delayed, unethical, inbred, morbid and tend to abuse illicit drugs like marijuana. They are also under the influence of alchaholic beverages the majority of the time and start drinking at 10am. The also walk around barefoot and need to invest in shoes.

Anyone who calls themself Australian is an Aussie and they usually have red knecks.

by 123#321 July 8, 2011

Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Aussie

A nickname for Austin. Also, a line of hair products. They produce Shampoo&Conditioners, Hairspray, Mousse, etc. Smells great.

Stone Cold Steve Aussie

by especial June 17, 2009

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe August 31, 2005

aussie cock jump

A sex move in which a man, while having sex in an upright position, secures the female firmly on his penis and jumps foward without holding onto the female with his hands (lifting both himself and the female off of the ground). This is preferably done with a small to medium sized female, and the use of male enhancement drugs (e.g. viagra) is recommended before an attempt is made (for one's own safety).

Jerome: "Yo, did you use that move I was telling you about?"

Tyrome: "Yeah son!"

Jerome: "Nice! The good ol' aussie cock jump!"

Tyrome: "Yeah. Shenequa loved it. Too bad I fucked up and gave her a concussion though."

Jerome: "Bitches be crazy."

by drkchclt February 20, 2009

aussie

aussie is a non-kiwi. Live on alcohol and koalas. Ancestors were convicts. Suck at rugby. Have horrid nasal accents that get them in crap in France. Generally suck.

Emigrate over to NZ because we're obviously better.

Oi, Aussie!

Aussie, you suck!

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi OI

by Bonniekins February 25, 2007