aspicycow

a Femboy who covers themselves in oil for money online

Dude, I just aspicycowed and got paid $100

by not_dingo October 13, 2025

appiffany

That aha! moment when digital tech suddenly makes sense — when an app, AI, or new tool flips a switch in your brain and changes how you see things (or the future).

Halfway through setting up my phone’s automation, I had an appiffany — put the time and effort in now. Then you can chill.

by K8W0S3r3 November 5, 2025

Steven Appachan

Awesome. Wise and Awesome

You're such a Steven Appachan. I wish i was a Steven Appachan

by Mylo Xyloto November 27, 2011

Dirty Apricot

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.

“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot”

by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019

Join Application

Join Application

Join Application

by Join Application July 13, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020