An Alfredo

when someone gets punched in the face during a class while a teacher is present and not get caught.

hey dude! i heard you pulled An Alfredo in science today.

by gjc00013 November 9, 2010

alfred sant

The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.

Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??

by christian 93 July 14, 2005

alfredo

1.White sauce made of heavy cream, butter, parsley, and minced garlic. Usually served with Fettuccine.
2.Typical italian man's name.

Pay attention when talking to italians and saying: you want fettuccine with Alfredo?, they might answer: "No thanks, I am alone"

by Ciro Martinelli September 6, 2005

alfresco sex

sex outside, under the stars

Fuck outside where anyone could see you

I was camping, and me and my girl had the best alfresco sex ever

by pstew20 April 12, 2009

alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

Alfonse

A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.

Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.

by Gthegreat July 24, 2014

Alfred

Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.

If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.

Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you

Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd

by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018