Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

aggressive generosity

When a mutual and unspoken agreement is breached in a positive and negative manner.

Me and Sandra agreed not to give each other christmas presents. Sandra proceeded to gift me a rolex. Aggressive Generosity.

by Superlongshlong December 25, 2020

Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.

"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."

by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024

Postive Aggressive

Posting on an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend's Facebook page, photo's or pictures, even though you aren't speaking to one another.

I can't believe Amy just posted "cute pic" on Tom's photo when she won't even return his phone calls. That is so postive aggressive.

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Aggressive Cuddler

Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping

Zanto is an aggressive cuddler and I love it.

by Asherz210 November 17, 2018

Aggressively Okay

Someone or something that is not just average or mediocre, but shockingly so. There is not a single good or bad attribute about the person or thing in question, and it's aggressively apparent.

Mike's girlfriend is aggressively okay. She's not ugly, but not at all pretty.

by TheCUnfortunately August 4, 2023

Aggressive Dyke

An animalistic, stocky dyke that inhabits crowded areas, stalking all other female forms, and can scan you from head to toe in one glance. The typical aggressive dyke can vary in size, but the one constant, is their regalia. The aggressive dyke dons a tattoo starting at the shoulder and ending at the bottom of the earlobe, while only having her left ear pierced (usually on the same side as the tattoo), "complimenting" a tank top and an open flannel with pumas. If you are to encounter an aggressive dyke in their natural habitat, scat.

"Omg, did you see how Wendy watched me from across the bar? That's an aggressive dyke."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."

by rose riffle September 27, 2020