accidentally-on-purpose

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.

"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Accidental

The awkward and extraordinarily painful experience of accidentally having anal sex because there's too much "spring" during normal sex.

I've never had anal sex, except for that one accidental.

by CornSalad June 28, 2011

accidental dick

Where you send freaky texts to a guy for a while and y’all end up getting it on;) but you didn’t want that to happen

so I got some accidental dick yesterday but it wasn’t that bad

by Xxyyzzz May 4, 2018

Accidentanal

Accidentally giving someone anal. When you are not in any way intending to have sex with them but anal intercourse occurs.

"Yo man, how was that gig you went to last night?"

"Kind of weird. Someone spiked my drink with viagra, and then I was crushed up against this person in front of me, and accidentanal occurred."

"That is weird. What did they do?"

"He said he didn't mind. I think he was gay."

"It was a guy? Oh, shit man."

by Accidentanal_Rapist May 13, 2010

Accidentional

As close to intentional as possible, without actually meaning to do it.

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas. Both Cheney and Whittington call the incident accidentional.

by Qaiser Soze November 11, 2011

accidental creampie

The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.

Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.

by ipsq June 17, 2015

Accidental Douche

The act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman's vaginal canal while she relaxes in the tub.

1.

Oh rats! I totally did not intend to wash my vagina. Another accidental douche for the books!

2.

"Hunny, you're leaking"
"Oh don't worry. That's just the result of another accidental douche."

by RenGen July 7, 2016