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A close relative to the monster from "The Goonies" also known as a hill giant an Absher can strike fear into their enemies by sheer gut mass.
Run! It's Absher!
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Get the abshiro mug.The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
Example 1:
Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."
Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*
Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.
>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*
Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."
Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*
Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.
>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*
Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
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