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Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.
by sparkneon October 6, 2005
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squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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Sponge hole

A sponge hole is a shit home-made flesh light made from a rubber glove a sponge and a plastic cup
Person1:Man Elijah s sponge hole is fucking awesome!
Person2:you fucking used his?
Person1: yeah
Person2:what the fuck
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.
The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.
by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014
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Sponge-Up

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.
“Bruh ur lookin sponged up!!!”

“damn did u see that ass, woooooh doggy whatta sponge!”

“bruh nØah is a whole sponge like let me catch him in the alley i’ll wreck his shit up ong! PERIOD”

“her tits look deflated af like damn bitch is sponged up”

Sponge Up is a instigating type of word in most situations.

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.
by bitch15Stoopid May 3, 2019
mugGet the Sponge-Upmug.

fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!
"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"
by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020
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sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
by Avix85 June 29, 2017
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