Major B

adjective. a person that scams young, impressionable noobs out of their hard earned money and time.

The airsoft game was cancelled, and there are no refunds. We really got Major B'd.

by airsoft avenger November 21, 2011

Major troll

Someone who pings small bits of rubbers at people for fun

Person 1: he's flinging rubbers at people

Person 2: what a major troll

by Loading name ... November 23, 2021

Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.

Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.

by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007

English Major

Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"

"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."

by jefcar March 17, 2005

major bitch

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

by jojojojomo August 1, 2016

morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

by pault69 November 4, 2008