Noah

A Noah can be the biggest fuckwit you will ever meet, some Noah’s are cocky and fucking irrelevant

“That kids a real Noah aye” yeah he is a fuckwit

by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020

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Noah loves chicken and loves Naia more than chicken

Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"

Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"

by Negro6781 December 19, 2022

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He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!

Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023

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Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.

Someone: Is that guy losing at basketball?

Someone else: Yeah, he’s a Noah.
Someone: Oh, yeah.

by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021

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