Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Knee-ne

Acne on your knees.

Guy #1: Dude I had baaad acne on my back the other day.

Guy #2: That's alright, I get bad knee-ne after a long day of hiking.

Guy #1: Dude thats gross.

Guy #2: Eh, its alright.

by Detox2Retox October 15, 2009

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 01, 2018

knee tremor

Getting a piece of ass while standing up; usually the receiving partner is braced against a wall or bar, not using the bar stool.

Oy mate, I got a knee tremor last night with that bootiful lass over there before I left.

by docdoober August 12, 2007

knee-fanny

The underside of your knee.

Don't finger my knee-fanny!

by Jamesyc98 February 02, 2016

Tippy-knee

When your girl is shorter than you by a lot and she has to tippy-knee (Tippy toe but for knees) in order to suck you off.

"c'mon baby you can do it just Tippy-knee it"

by WORDS MADE BY US January 12, 2018

On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.

Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".

by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014