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jew toss

the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.
dude, rachel just got jew tossed; it was so funny her grandpa chocked on a matzah ball!
by shmoo00 May 16, 2010
mugGet the jew tossmug.

Niggardly Jew

A frugal, stingy, or otherwise cheap person of Jewish ancestry.
"Who's that guy?"
"Oh, thats Patches the niggardly Jew."
by Old Gregg III October 21, 2011
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jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.
" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"
by poontang June 30, 2006
mugGet the jew jointmug.

Jews

An ethnicity that is notable for the Israel-Palestine and 6 day Wars including it's diaspora mainly in America and other places. They have a long history and live in a specials province in Russia.
Arabs hate jews.
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jew spot

The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entrance.
Jack drove around the parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for the jew spot.
by BlueBeardOne January 7, 2009
mugGet the jew spotmug.

Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.
Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!
by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010
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Jew Burner

Any German car that has been riced out, usually a VW Jetta or Passat.
If a Japanese car is a Rice burner, then is a German car a Jew burner.....
by Anonymous reality July 8, 2015
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