five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

Boomer holes

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.

My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.

by Vortakai August 26, 2017

chutney hole

An unusual name referring exclusively to the main exit from an active derrière.

I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"

by Roger micok December 27, 2016

Boney Hole

Gay male slang for a very thin receptive sexual partner with a small derrière.

No one wants to fuck a shaved boney hole. It’s like sticking your dick in a skeleton covered in cactus needles.

by Elwhin May 7, 2021

Somer Hole

A dark mental place where you feel like shit ennit.

She's entered a somer hole

by TheProdigalPaceAct October 1, 2020

Cell Hole

Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.

Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?

Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...

Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.

by Shaners iroc February 18, 2011