Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 20, 2009

bender the robot

Futurama's kickass robot

Bite my shiny metal ass
Bender the robot

by F550 Powerstroke March 6, 2014

Slender-Bender

And abnormally thin and bent penis

Susan: You said you saw Harry's dick last night.
Jane: Yea it was a real slender-bender, it barely fit in

by Displacedse October 26, 2016

friender bender

Accidentally having sex with or making out with a friend without intending to.

Yeah, that girl is pretty cool. We accidentally had a friender bender a few months back.

by Mad Hedon December 24, 2009

gender bender

the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person

I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns

by shamanticist May 1, 2015