Bloody Sleeve

N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.
1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.

Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.

2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.

Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.

3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!
by CloroxCrazed December 03, 2010
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bloody weasel

A horny crazed sycko who is so addicted to the vagina he even bones at the worst time of the month
look at jack's bloody foreskin that boy is a bloody weasel
by Burt W. Reynolds August 21, 2007
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Bloody Dingo

The term used to describe an idiot or prat, when they have or have not done something correctly or to your directions
What you bloody doing? Bloody Dingo!
by hickyfunkymonkey October 19, 2006
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Bloody Lotus

The act in which a male is doing his partner in the anus and as the male is climaxing he pulls out very quickly causing the rectum to become inside out, concluding as the male ejaculates on the exposed rectum.
For some reason, my boyfriend gave me a bloody lotus last night.
by CC64Keys October 30, 2007
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bloody sneeze

a blast of air from the vaginal crevice while menstrating
bloody sneeze occurs when having sex during menstration air gets trapped in the pussy and then has slight explosion when penis is with-drawn, blowing a bloody mist out. Also could occur during exercise
by noah zimner November 01, 2007
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Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
by B. Hanback December 03, 2008
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Bloody Monkey

a 40oz of Olde English 800 mixed with some Cranberry juice

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with cranberry juice.

It is a very tasty treat.
You wanna 40?

Only if you got some cranberry juice so i can make a Bloody Monkey
by diznon August 21, 2009
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