L.A. fuck-off

The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.

Here are some L.A. fuck-offs

"Here's your card back, I'll call you."

"I really like what you're trying to do here."

"No....really, you sound great."

"No....really, your band sounds great."

"NEXT!"

"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"

"we'll call you."

etc. etc.

by toroboy October 5, 2009

L.A. water

An alcoholic beverage that looks like water from the L.A. sewer. It looks green, brown, and nasty.

My friend ordered that L.A. water from TGIF's the other night

by Yack May 14, 2005

S.L.A.M

Sexy Like A Motherfucka

That bitch over their is S.L.A.M.

by Atxslim July 19, 2007

L-a

a unique name pronounced 'ladasha' that parents who are truly too lazy to think of a normal name give to their unfortunate child

Doctor: Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl. What will you name her?
Shaniqua: Imma name my baby L-a (ladasha)!
Doctor: ...

by Freddy18 November 21, 2011

F.L.A.F.

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

F.A.I.L

Many ppl don't realize that fail is an anagram for

F-ing
Awsome
Initial
Lose

Guy# 1-dude my teacher is really hot

Guy# 2-darn i gos stuck with some old lady

GUY # 1-F.A.I.L

*F.A.I.L can be interchanged with fail*

by Zygorff May 4, 2009

L.A. night cap

When you get white girl wasted and wake up next to someone you swore you wouldn't have sex with. Again.

Louis "I had another L.A. night cap again last night with Jen...I need to stop getting so drunk!"
Andy "Heard that before; I thought you were going to stop boning her?"

by Agmar December 7, 2013