November 20th

November 20th is national grab your cats ass day.

Feel free to grab your cats ass at any time on November 20th.

Ex:
Carol: Hey Cindy have you grabbed Carl’s ass yet today?
Cindy: Tf Carol. Carl’s my cat!
Carol: I know. Today’s national grab your cats ass day though.

by Obame December 1, 2019

October 20th

Ask out the person you've been daydreaming about...come on do it pussy :)

Hey Micheal I really like you
It's a joke right?
Yeah silly it's October 20th jk jk...unlesss

by Lov.ers.day October 18, 2019

september 20th

the radest most osum dudes are born on this amazing day which grants the baby jesus with his magic tricks and tom fuckery because they all have masive fuck off cocks but a down side of this magic is that the cunts that are usually born on this day are stupid as FUCK

september 20th is rad

by pu33yslayer12345678 October 23, 2019

October 20th

It’s national kick the tallest person in your grade day!

October 20th is Kick your tallest best friend and hope they don’t have a lot of bruises by the end of the day

by A day where you kick October 29, 2019

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019

December 20th

National wear pjs or onesies to school

tell U friend wear their pjs because it’s December 20th

by Cats rules December 19, 2019

May 20th

May 20th is national Ok Boomer day

Ok Boomer 👌🏽

What the heck
It’s may 20th

Oh

by X.P Leader January 1, 2020