Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 5, 2020

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024

Torpedo Fart

A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.

Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.

by Flot August 26, 2015

launching torpedoes

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017

Falkland Island Torpedo

The act of inserting a dildo into a girls vagina and forcing said girl to chug multiple bottles of gatorade. She will then urinate with such a force that it will send said dildo flying across the room followed by a stream of water.

If you don't stop annoying me, I'm gonna Falkland Island Torpedo you!

by BLVCKKYE January 30, 2025

Torpedoed

When Danil Kvyat hit you from the back of the car.

SOMEBODY(KVYAT) HIT ME ON DA REAR, TURN 2, AND THEN SOMEBODY(KVYAT)HIT ME AGAIN IN TURN 3
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.

by bachas February 24, 2022