gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

whales lug

Large cavernous vagina.

"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"

by g dub funk December 9, 2009

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J October 16, 2008

rim whale

a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl

" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"

by colonel angus May 31, 2014

Resident Whale

Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.

Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?

Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.

Bert: What about my oreos?

Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.

Bert: I'll get the harpoons.

by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016

Whale change

A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.

Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night

by AMJD January 2, 2012