Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained

Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!

by _____Fleur November 23, 2009

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Mexican Breath

Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito

See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.

by lolusuq January 10, 2016

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

wang breath

breath that taste's and smells like a penis, even though it is not a penis

"did you smell venus's wang breath this morning?"

by bevannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn August 15, 2009

Hot breath

When someone farts directly into your mouth

That girl just gave me some hot breath.

by Mj0687 July 16, 2021