Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.

“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
“I know right!”

“two man?”

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Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 28, 2021

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A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

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A guy who is turnt on acid

A drug dealer who deals acid

A person who is acting all crazy

Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.

Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022

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you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 15, 2013

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When you’ve been smoking methamphetamine for {TWO-WEEKS}!!!! You’re a “two-weeker!!!” TWEAKER!!!

Sally: “Hey you’ve been up for weeks on that tweak!? Why?!
Joe: “ Actually, it’s been TWO weeks!

Sally: “OMG!! So you’re a Two-Weeker Tweaker!!!!

by Bribriblt2323 April 14, 2022

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Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by February 25, 2023

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