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sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.
you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.
by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
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Old Fashion Terry Shaw

When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
by Boobearbutteater June 4, 2024
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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40yr old virgin

Mike turner is a 40yr old virgin
by Zootlord69 February 5, 2020
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old wise elf meebop

old wise elf meebop is a very nice elf and he know everything about the world!
I really like old wise elf meebop he's such a nice elf!
by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 6, 2021
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