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Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014
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Brain churnder

A drug dealer. One who churns brains.
Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.
by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021
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mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.
grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!
by emo4ever January 8, 2022
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Brain spew

When ur brain suddenly remembers that thing it couldn't think of anywhere up to hours earlier and u can help but say it out loud and feel so much better for doing so!
I just had a brain spew! That guys name i couldnt remember that I gave a hand job to in church that day was andy!! Handy andy!
by Nalker nalker November 16, 2012
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Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.
Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers
by ...V.... July 6, 2010
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