John Fondoms

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).

"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

by Greg Pinney(drummerJOHNFONDA) December 23, 2009

John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

by Imgtags June 15, 2008

Bye John

When you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room.

Fred and Joe were sharing secrets when Fred noticed that Joes dad was pulling a Bye John.

by Gravr April 17, 2015

John Carter

jackass and a noob as well as never wrong

Quit acting like a john Carter

by Cool space ranger December 22, 2019

John Wick

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt

yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum

by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019

John K

A really great guy who is talented in more ways than one. He’s very funny, sweet, and an all around great person to be with! (in a nutshell the best person ever :D )

Ava: I like John K a lot, he’s the sweetest ever and is always saying nice things to me that make my heart flutter.

Bria: *bark*

Ava: Aw i know right :)

by LoLfArtsFARTS March 11, 2020

icy john

When you pee in a condom then freeze it.The female then uses it as a dildo and fucks the self with it.

Pee in condom. Freeze the pee condom. Insert Icy John into vagina .

by Local Asshole April 9, 2017