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black jesus

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.
Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."
by Originnone May 22, 2016
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3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court
man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!
by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017
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Jesus

This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.
by Hydedas February 5, 2022
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jesus

person1: i believe in jesus
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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
I feel sad

Jesus is there for you
by fun and game April 14, 2022
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