Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

horse cheese

A smelly substance used to offend your friends coz its just funny!

my boyfriend smells like horse cheese on a daily basis!
sort it out!

by sam-the-crazy-1 September 17, 2006

cheese head

The coolest person you will ever meet. Cheese head is a great friend and is certainly very hot.

marry me cheese head

by i am a person writing stuff June 4, 2022

Cheese Stache

A thick greasy facial hair, that is not prickly.

That young man needs to shave his cheese stache

by jengadog October 11, 2008

Spongy cheese

A verb to describe the act of spongying ones cheese.

Also an adjective used to describe a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert. (Spongy Bob is also acceptable when used in this context)

That underqualified lawyer over there is sponge cheeseing in the direction of the woman’s unfortunately places bouquet of flowers.

I have a Cairn terrier cross Chihuahua named Robert who is outstandingly Spongy cheese.

by crandal June 2, 2008

Titty Cheese

The raunchy sweat underneath woman's breasts that smells really bad.

"When I was on top of that chick, I went to suck her breasts and the odor of her titty cheese was rancid"

by garfish316 May 14, 2015

booger cheese

Booger cheese is the crust from a pulled booger that is left on the face or cheek.

Or

A crusty booger left on clothes or on the wall of a bathroom stall.

Or

A booger that has been flicked on the back of an unsuspecting pedestrian crossing the street.

After wiping his nose, Tommy left the remnants of a booger on his cheek.

"You need to clip them nose hairs before you get that booger cheese on me Nicca!"

by Lil' Dookie October 31, 2013