Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative

A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

by M. C. squire May 24, 2021

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.

"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."

by dabro3 July 8, 2021

Jolly Frenchman

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.

John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.

by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.

I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch

Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.

by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021