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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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Donkeystyle

The act of doing Bella aka the donkey
Max did it donkeystyle with bella
by Big bigboi November 25, 2019
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Donkeyshit

It can mean fuck or bullshit
"I don't give a donkeyshit about your opinions, buddy."

"Oh hell no, this is donkeyshit!"
by jiggysaw17 August 27, 2020
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donkeyasshead

a clever genius with a fantastic nose
Bob: damm your one donkeyasshead
peter: thanks, i know i'm awsome
by owochan September 3, 2020
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donkeyhonk

the art of lying on your back and pushing your pelvis up to the ceiling repetitively.
we donkeyhonked at the party
by gracekatlol1208 October 1, 2020
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Donkeyass

I have a donkeyass
by Hello Jacobs December 5, 2020
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donkeylvrr

DonkeyLvrr is a great tiktoker that loves to Slay everyday, She also is friends with pitbull.
Do you know DonkeyLvrr?

Yeah ofc 😮💪🏻 she is pitbull’s friend.
by cumloverr69420 July 4, 2021
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