Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

meat mom

a mom whos obsessed with fattening her kids with meat

the meat mom made her little kid eat a cow

by peter cookie December 30, 2009

meat wagon

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

by Boo nee noo nee October 4, 2018

meat bag

boyfriend or girlfrien

I went out with my meat bag last night and saw a movie

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003