i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

fluffy taco

Sexual term that is seriously fucked up I mean why would you want like Cotten candy on your vagina

I don’t want a mother fucking fluffy taco.

by This girl crazy May 5, 2018

taco thot

a person who can not live without tacos. they will do anything for a taco...even kill a man

Daniel: “ i think i want some tacos, do you wanna. one with?”

Janice: “ no, remember last time? you stabbed that guy in the front of Taco Bell. you’re a complete taco thot.”

by deadbeatsatan August 7, 2018

Lava Taco

A woman's vagina (taco) that is still bleeding from menstruation (lava flow).

I wouldn't go down on her all weekend because she had that lava taco.

by SR20DEN October 18, 2008