Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.
by Epicositiest June 5, 2020
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Me: Ryan Poehling yes
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Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019
Get the Ryan Poehling mug.This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
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Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
by The Homieslice of the Negro May 3, 2018
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Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me
12 Balkans Raging
11 Alphas edging
10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me
12 Balkans Raging
11 Alphas edging
10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
by Brazilian filckergooner December 27, 2024
Get the Ryan John mug.little king. Ryan is a gender-neutral name of Irish origin. This name translates to “little king.” Of course, baby is going to be treated like royalty once they enter your family.
by Dr. fart righter May 22, 2023
Get the Ryan mug.Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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