canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Stressed Potato

Literally just a rly stressed/only slightly cute person.

Wow Clara is a really stressed potato.

by green road March 1, 2018

Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018