Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets

by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020

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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

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pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.

I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.

by The great winkworm July 31, 2015

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Pocket Teeth

Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.

*You must have some Pocket Teeth. In your pocket or somewhere have some teeth.

by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 1, 2018

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