Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, nut swallowing queers. Have you had your man apple today?
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
People in Woodsfield, OH believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
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When you see a girl who is surrounded by 3 or more guys who obviously have no chance of getting with her.
Extremely common at colleges with large differences in the amount of males and females.
For example, Georgia Tech has about a 2 : 1 ratio between guys and girls. However, because a large part of the female population is not enrolled in engineering, which the majority of males are enrolled in, to the average male student at Georgia Tech, the ratio usually appears to be 3:1 or greater.
This disparity in gender causes many males to become desperate for female company/companionship, thus seeking out any girl who displays even the smallest bit of friendliness toward them.
The females themselves, who may or may not have ever received this much attention from the opposite gender, are also happy to receive the attention given to them by multiple guys.
Unfortunately for the males in the man halo, the companionship they receive from the female is usually the result of her seeing them as only friends. Thus becoming part of a man halo usually results in the male cock blocking himself.
Extremely common at colleges with large differences in the amount of males and females.
For example, Georgia Tech has about a 2 : 1 ratio between guys and girls. However, because a large part of the female population is not enrolled in engineering, which the majority of males are enrolled in, to the average male student at Georgia Tech, the ratio usually appears to be 3:1 or greater.
This disparity in gender causes many males to become desperate for female company/companionship, thus seeking out any girl who displays even the smallest bit of friendliness toward them.
The females themselves, who may or may not have ever received this much attention from the opposite gender, are also happy to receive the attention given to them by multiple guys.
Unfortunately for the males in the man halo, the companionship they receive from the female is usually the result of her seeing them as only friends. Thus becoming part of a man halo usually results in the male cock blocking himself.
Man, did you see Jessica with her man halo of nerds?
Even the ugly the girls at Georgia Tech have a man halo because of the horrible guy to girl ratio.
Even the ugly the girls at Georgia Tech have a man halo because of the horrible guy to girl ratio.
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