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Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.
When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.
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Kettering high school 

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.

Belleville High School 

A high school in Michigan with the best football team in the state and a student section that burns fordson flags. The school itself is pretty good but the only thing we're known for is football and the 50 bhs accounts made by the students.

Grove City High School 

This school is filled with kids who live in big ass houses and smoke weed heavily. This school could be stereotyped all around. The school basketball team is decent, baseball team usually gets deep in the playoff bracket, and everything else is decent. If you go to Westland or Central Crossing or Grove City Christian, you're wildly hated here. There are fake bloods and crips here in this school. The school makes great cookies tho. If you go here you call it Grove City.
Central Crossing Student: Ha we beat yall in football.

Grove City Student: Yall lose errythang else tho. Stop bein goofies fuzz. We Grove City High School will pop yo ass.

swain county high school 

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit

oxford hills comprehensive high school 

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

West Broward High 

A school full of crackhead and kids smoking in the bathroom but it’s hella chill No matter who u hangout with, plus we don’t get bomb treats like pines charter;)
Friend: yo u wanna tap
Everyone at West Broward high: say less
Later that day: shstwhhwhdsh bruv i’m Trippin